HILARIOUS! :-)
[Taken from email which was sent by my colleagues]
Jokes.. just for laughs.
1. marriage is a three ring circus : engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
2. a successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such man
3. man is incomplete until he is married. Then, he is finished.
4. a woman worries about the future until she finds a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets married.
5. A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!
6.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
7.Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
8. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife, is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
9. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why
10. Bad Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married. He says “the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs…..”
11. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
12. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does’nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
13. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops
14. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence – a life sentence.
15. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
